well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I understand Curling. That high.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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