Yo dont text me then not text me
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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