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Porn is love you can see.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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