Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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