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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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