honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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