Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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