So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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