He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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