dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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