She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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