did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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