Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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