I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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