worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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