You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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