i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize