There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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