I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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