what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
NoShamevember. You game?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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