At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
She announced her abortion via fbk
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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