so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You need Xanax blowdarts
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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