Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so explain again why im purple
no
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
it's great music for shaving your balls
She even gives head with a lisp.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
