Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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