You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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