put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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