Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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