It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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