they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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