wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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