how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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