I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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