We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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