i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
