i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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