He is an equal opportunity slut.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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