U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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