Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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