Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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