Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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