she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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