I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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