I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
This is not my ceiling
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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