it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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