Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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