i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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