His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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