This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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