It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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