I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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