She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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