Can Purell be used as lube?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she told me i tasted like america
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
