i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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